Some of you might know that I have a little Guptill cult going on.
Whenever he achieves something I feel this weird evil joy arising inside me and my face splits into a burnsish grin and I think "Hehehe Seventoes hehehe".
But today, that was nothing.
That's 200 minus 11.
A double Twatto from the textbook.
I am embarrassed for him, his family, his team.
He is a disgrace to his country.
I have no words for this.
And let's not talk about Brendon "4 short of a Guptill" McCullum.
He should get dropped along with the entire top order.
McIntosh, Watling. I feel an old, raw, prehistoric wrath boiling whenever I see these two names written somewhere.
In fact, NZ should play completely without any openers and instead add two tailenders to the lineup. In all matches that I followed Tuffey scored about 25 times as many runs as both openers together.
Any positives so far?
Jacko took 5.
Rubel "Thriller" Hossain earlier this year against Sri Lanka