Let sound the trumpets and fanfares!
Let the queen appear on the balcony!
And have her throw lollies!
Middlesex played like second division county cricket gods! With no Owy or ginger leprechaun!
What it took them to thrash the opponent:
- Awesome batting: check
- Great bowling: check
- Attacking captaincy: check
- Two perfectly timed declarations: check
- The will to win: check
- Being the better team: check
"Earth calling Wes, have you heard the news! Middlesex lost!"
" o.O "
"B....but... What??? WHAT???"
- Strauss: check
- Strauss batting crap: check
- Strauss dropping a crucial catch: check
- Strauss dropping another crucial catch: check
- Strauss sucking rear: check
"There you go."
"Grrrrsmmm frrrxzgrrllll gnnmmmmmgrrr grahhhhhh!!!!!"