12 January 2011

The one and only Watto truth

Australia v England T20 I

Watto great hair:
stuck in the 50s in Tests, egoistic twat, causing runouts, retarded wicket celebrations

Watto shit hair:
blazing form with bat and ball, a one-Wat-army; wicket celebrations absolutely within the limits

If you want to read more about how the completely overhauled Australian T20 side got narrowly defeated by an English team clinching a last ball thriller with Nos. 10 and 11 at the crease, but Oz's arrow still points upward, especially if they find a way to remove Eoin The Rock Morgan, go to Sid's, Rishabh's (written by a guy called Rooney, but it's really not as bad as it sounds), or Ian's - I'm sure the Oz nut is putting his match review out soon. [edit: Ian's analysis is out]

That's it for today, let's wait and see what the second match brings and if Australia's new line-up can settle in and consolidate.


1 comment:

sunny said...

The hair of cricketers. I always knew it has a massive influence on the way they play. Just look at our Jakes Haircules for instance.
However, with Twatto it seems to work the other way around, so it would be cool if someone sneaked in at night and shaved his head. But then we'd have Twatto retiring the next day out of shame...

Anyhow, I'm off to get a curly head with a hairs extending to a diameter of 5 feet.