I have tolerated his fat.
I have tolerated the fact that he says "Ahhhh, look" in every second sentence.
I have tolerated that he got married (not to me, mind!)
I have supported him through his darkest hours, when even the fiercest of the Saffa fans were crying for his cubic head.
And how does he repay my loyalty?
With a matchwinning, batcarrying, 101notoutbeing captain's knock against Australia!
I've had enough. On the smack list with you, Graeme Smith!!!!!