8 February 2012

Suggestions On How Sachin Tendulkar Can Get His 100th 100

Suggestions on how Sachin Tendulkar can get his 100th hundred:

It's not Sachin's fault, it's the media, the fans, and the general global vulture culture. So, play a match behind closed doors, without any attendances or coverage, and there you go :)

The BCCI controls the ICC, right? Or that's what the more confident Indians like to claim. So, promote the Czech Republic to ODI or Test status, send them to India (important!), and there you go :)

On the way to his 100th hundred, Sachin is obviously his own biggest enemy. So, the BCCI needs to stop arranging matches in which Sachin is pitted against himself, and there you go :)

Grant Sachin the Australian citizenship as long as India cum Vinay are still touring Oz... and there you go :)

Sachin is God, right? So, FFS just make it happen SRTdammit!!!!!




ARGHHHHH!


Wes

11 batsmen coming out of, you know, box -----•:

Anonymous said...

Hey six-u mama!

Anonymous said...

Nothing could be said about this post. Not your fault though. To feel Sachin, you have to be born in India. What it means to be a heartbeat of a billion can only be felt by this person in whole world!

Anyway, I understand you making senseless jokes out of anxiety. But there is some standard. Does this man need any more testimonial after consistently proving himself for 23 years? Well, the answer is no. The fact that you are writing about him itself speaks why he is a Demigod.

You better grow up!

-pdk

Mudassar said...

Poor Sachin :(

Rishabh said...

I was pointedly trying to avoid watching/listening to that Sachin anthem... now look what you've done :P

Wes playforcountrynotforself said...

Dhanush, another great great (tehehe) from Tamil Nadu. Coincidence? I don't think so. They keep finding me :P I need to check out his Kolaveri song, it seems to be another potential cracker.

Wes playforcountrynotforself said...

Just watched it... OMG... the guy is god ... how awesome are the lyrics

Wes playforcountrynotforself said...

pdk if you don't understand the tone of this blog and target of this post then perhaps it's you who should grow up a little and think a bit outside the box. Good luck with that, my bold anonymous friend :)

Rishabh said...

Wes, is this a language barrier, that makes you say 'awful' instead of 'awesome'? That song is tripe :P

Wes playforcountrynotforself said...

Rishi the lyrics are cracking me up!! The interpretation, how it is performed, hilarious... while the song itself is an earworm par excellence, loving it like mad!

Anand Kumar said...

Sachin is Sachin .. No one can fill his place . Sachin Tendulkar has the maximum record . Even bowlers of pakistan got frightened in front of him.And the intellectual who are against him are patient of alzheimers or they dont have any online friend in their social networking sites

Wes playforcountrynotforself said...

Thank you very much for your comment, Anand, made my day :)